"Jeg havde den særeste drøm i nat", fortalte en mand sin psykiater ....
Hjemme
Ingen tid til hvile
Byens læge var lige begravet. Den sidste tale, jordpåkastelse og lidt eftertænksomhed og derefter skulle alle til at begive sig hjem.
Pludselig lyder en irriterende lyd nede fra graven og alle stopper bestyrtede mens de kigger hen mod graven og på hinanden.
En kollega til den afdøde beroliger alle: "Ingen panik - det er blot hans hyler!
Drum Sounds
A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out a very remote locale for researching the behavior of the giant rat of Sumatra.
Around dusk of the first day, he's sitting by the campfire with his guide when in the distance, he hears tribal drums. They get louder. The guide announces, "I don't like the sound of those drums."
The dusk turns evening. The drums get louder. The guide says, "I really don't like the sound of those drums."
Evening turns to dead of night. The drums get louder and louder, until it is obvious that the drummers must be quite close. The guide says again, "I really don't like the sound of those drums."
Suddenly the drums stop, and a voice from the darkness cries out,
"Hey man, he's not our regular drummer!"
Around dusk of the first day, he's sitting by the campfire with his guide when in the distance, he hears tribal drums. They get louder. The guide announces, "I don't like the sound of those drums."
The dusk turns evening. The drums get louder. The guide says, "I really don't like the sound of those drums."
Evening turns to dead of night. The drums get louder and louder, until it is obvious that the drummers must be quite close. The guide says again, "I really don't like the sound of those drums."
Suddenly the drums stop, and a voice from the darkness cries out,
"Hey man, he's not our regular drummer!"
Tilbud: Grill for 10 kr
Snuppet fra Klavs:
Okay alle sammen - så er det sommer og tid til at grille udenfor!
Jeg har derfor et rigtig godt tip til dem som har behov for en ny grill til den nye sæson - koster kun 10 kr. Og nogle steder er den GANSKE GRATIS. (Nej, det er ikke en joke). Du kan afhente den i følgende forretninger:
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Jeg har vedhæftet et foto af min nye grill...
T?? brush
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."
He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."
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